Pirates?

Daniel,

I am dying to know if you are fighting pirates right now...

Are you? Huh, huh???

If you are, reply with the date we got married.
If you aren't, reply with some obscure date.

K?

Love,
Liz

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No, hun, we are not fighting pirates at this time.

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Daniel... you were suppose to respond with an obscure date. Way to not be fun.